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This funny blumpkin shirt features a gourd and the words "25th annual blumpkin festival" and is perfect for people who like funny low-key perverted shirts, funny parody shirts, blumpkins, strange sex acts, and for making people laugh with your gross shirt! Ideal for the gym, school, college, partying, drinking, or blumpkins!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

We all know a Cringe Lord or two, or maybe we're being highly meta and self referental then, we are all cringe lords -- wait... This design is a cheeky gift idea or if you're an unabashed cringe lord let the world know!

Introducing our latest creation - the We Are Rat King t-shirt. Don't be fooled, this t-shirt is not for the faint-hearted. Rat King is not your regular King, it's a monstrous, twisted mass of rats fused together in the nastiest way possible. We're not exactly sure who decided to name it a King, but by wearing this t-shirt, you become a part of the Rat King's inner circle. Is there a better way to show off your love for body horror and creepy crawlies? Nope, didn't think so. The We Are Rat King t-shirt is not just a shirt, it's a badge of honor for those who don't shy away from the macabre. So what are you waiting for? Join the Rat King's cult and wear this t-shirt with pride (and maybe a pair of gloves).

We are Ratking! A ratking is an unforunate event where rats (usually juveniles) who become entangled in eachothers tails and become knotted together usually from a mix of feces, muck and blood. (Yuck) This becomes permanent and the young rats are forced to live together like this or starve. For those lovers of body horror, rats or just for the macabre in general!

I Don't Do Sports. I simply do not.your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

Ew Gross, Children. Kids are so gross, like, clean up after yourself, ya nasty.

Ever run into someone you dislike? Well, fear no more, for this shirt will do all the speaking for you! When you purchase this design, there's no need for you to do any confrontation. You can just go about your day and carry on.

If you believe that unicorns exist, then it's time to meet their long distant relative, the ewenicorn. Just as majestic and adorable as the classic unicorn!

Ew Gross, Crypto. Cryptocurrency sucks. The act of "mining" bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies can use more electricity each year than some countries, and influencers are scamming kids with fake dump coins, it's just one big Ponzi scheme.

GUH! Sappy, mooshy, smoochy, gross feelings! Stop showing your lovey dovey feelings to the world you heathens!

GUH! Sappy, mooshy, smoochy, gross feelings! Stop showing your lovey dovey feelings to the world you heathens!

Women Love Me, Incels Fear Me. Duh, I call dumb men out on their BS - them incels are SHAKING!

AbracadabAAA! AlEWEkazam! I will now turn this man into a ram! trust me, I'm a wooly good wizard.

Ew Gross, Sports? If your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

Don't you hate it when men try and hate on women for liking Starbucks, and doing fun things, when they all look the exact same on football Sundays, and literally cry if their wittle footbawl team loses? If your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then I think YOU'RE the one that's basic.

Ew gross, Valentine's day. show off your grumpy, hateful, disgusted side for Valentine's day and anything lovey dove with this sassy, funny, Valentine's day design.

Ew gross, Valentine's day. show off your grumpy, hateful, disgusted side for Valentine's day and anything lovey dove with this sassy, funny, Valentine's day design.

It's time to shed off the old wool and bring in the ewe year! Celebrate time moving forward with this adorable ewe design!

Ew gross, New Year's Resolutions. Show off your disdain for anyone trying to make "healthy changes" in their life with this funny, sassy design.

Ew gross. Love is in the air. I'm allergic to this shit so let me take my F U meds while you disgusting beautiful, wholesome love birds express your feelings to one another.

Sometimes there's special people you run into that you just don't get a good vibe from. Own it with this sassy repulsed mushroom design!

Ew Gross, You Look Happy and Healthy. Not me, if you ever cared to ask... show off your disgust for ur exes with this Olivia Rodrigo parody!

Do you have a distaste for the patriarchy? Are you tired of outdated gender norms? Then show your support for feminism and equality with our "Ew Gross, The Patriarchy" t-shirt. This shirt packs a powerful message with just four simple words. Wear it to protests, rallies, or just around town to let everyone know where you stand. This shirt is for the bold and the brave who aren't afraid to speak up for what they believe in. It's perfect for feminists, allies, and anyone who wants to make a difference. So, ditch the patriarchy and grab one for yourself or your fellow feminist friend. When you wear this shirt, you'll be not only making a statement but also contributing to the fight for gender equality.

Looking for a t-shirt that speaks your truth to the world? Look no further than our Ew Gross, Organized Religion tee. This shirt is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to not follow the norm when it comes to spirituality. It's perfect for those who are fed up with Bible-thumpers and proselytizers who just won't leave you alone. This shirt doesn't judge. It's simply a statement of your beliefs (or lack thereof). Wear it to your next family gathering and watch your judgmental aunt berate you from across the room. Or keep things more low-key and wear it to the grocery store just to see who's brave enough to strike up a conversation. Either way, this t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who's tired of people shoving their religion down their throats. Try it on today and feel the freedom that comes with speaking your truth.

Religion isn't everyone's cup of tea, and if you're not all about organized religion, it can be tough to say. So the next time the evangelicals or mormons come knocking, just throw this on, you got this.

Is that a threat? or is that a statement? That probably depends on wether or not you decide to take a bite...

Welcome to the world of unconventional thinking where anything is possible! If you're tired of seeing the world through straight lenses, this t-shirt is for you. Our "Ew Gross, Heteronormativity" design is the perfect way to show your disdain for the societal oppression that forces us into narrow gender and sexual orientation boxes. With its vivid illustration of two thumbs-down, this t-shirt is the ultimate symbol of your refusal to conform to outdated norms. Whether you're attending a rally or just hanging out with like-minded people, this t-shirt will help you stand out from the crowd. So why blend in when you can be unique? Embrace your individuality and order this t-shirt today!

Ew gross, gender roles, get those things outta here. Show off your support for gender equality and non-conformity with this funny, "Ew Gross, Gender Roles" design, exaggerating stereotypical gendered pink and blue.

Ew Gross, Christmas Music. Call it an unpopular opinion, but Christmas music sucks, can't I just play normal music? Not the same freaking 10 songs on repeat for the entirety of December?

Ew Gross, Christmas Music. Call it an unpopular opinion, but Christmas music sucks, can't I just play normal music? Not the same freaking 10 songs on repeat for the entirety of December?